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Taken from the Complete Works of William Shakespeare

Love’s Labour’s Lost

DRAMATIS PERSONÆ

ACT V. SCENE I.—Another part of the Park.

Enter HOLOFERNES, Sir NATHANIEL,  and

DULL.

Hol. Satis quod sufficit.

Nath. I praise God for you, sir: your reasons

at dinner have been sharp and sententious;

pleasant without scurrility, witty without af-

fection, audacious without impudency, learned

without opinon, and strange without heresay.

I did converse this quondam day with a com-

panion of the king’s, who is intituled, nomi

nated, or called, Don Adriano de Armado.

Hol. Novi hominem tanquam te: his humour

is lofty, his discourse peremptory, his tongue

filed, his eye ambitious, his gait majestical, and

his general behaviour vain, ridiculous, and

thrasonical. He is too picked, too spruce, too

affected, too odd, as it were, too peregrinate,

as I may call it.

Nath. A most singular and choice epithet.

[Takes out his table-book.

Hol. He draweth out the thread of his ver-

bosity finer than the staple of his argument. I

abhor such fanatical fantasms, such insociable

and point-devise companions; such rackers of

orthography, as to speak dout, fine, when he

should say doubt; det, when he should pro-

nounce debt, d, e, b, t, not d, e, t: he clepeth

calf, cauf; half, hauf; neighbour vocatur

nebour; neigh abbreviated ne. This is abho-

minable (which he would call abominable), it

insinuateth me  of insanie: Ne intelligis, domine?

to make frantic, lunatic.

Nath. Laus Deo bone intelligo.

Hol. Bone!——bone for bene: Priscian a little

scratched; ’twill serve.

Nath. Videsne quis venit?

Hol. Video, et gaudeo.

Enter ARMADO, MOTH, and COSTRAD.

Arm. Chirra!                                 [To MOTH.

Hol. Quare Chirra, not sirrah?

Arm. Men of peace, well encountered.

Hol. Most military sir, salutation.

Moth. They have been at a great feast of

languages and stolen the scraps.

[To COSTARD aside.

Cost. O, they have lived long on the alms-

basket of words! I marvel thy master hath not

eaten thee for a word; for thou art not so long

by the head as honorificabilitudinitatibus: thou

art easier swallowed than a flap-dragon.

Moth. Peace; the peal begins.                [tered?

Arm. Monsieur [to HOL.], are you not let-

Moth. Yes, yes; he teaches boys the horn-

book;—What is a, b, spelt backward with the

horn on his head.

Hol. Ba, pueritia, with a horn added.

Moth. Ba, most silly sheep, with a horn.—

You hear his learning.

Hol. Quis, quis, thou consonant?

Moth. The third of the five vowels, if you

repeat them; or the fifth, if I.

Hol. I will repeat them, a, e, i,—

Moth. The third of the five vowels, if you

repeat them; or the fifth, if I.

Hol. I will repeat them, a, e, i.—

Moth. The sheep; the other two concludes

it; o, u.

Arm. Now, by the salt wave of the Mediter-

raneum, a sweet touch, a quick venew of wit:

snip, snap, quick and home; it rejoiceth my

intellect: true wit.                 [which is wit-old.

Moth. Offered by a child to an old man;

Hol. What is the figure? what is the figure?

Moth. Horns.                                  [thy gig.

Hol. Thou disputest like an infant: go, whip

Moth. end me your horn to make one, and

I will whip about your infamy circum circa; a

gig of cuckold’s horn!

Cost. An I had but one penny in the world

though shouldst have it to buy gingerbread: hold,

there is the very remuneration I had of thy

master, thou halpenny purse of wit, thou

pigeon-egg of discretion. O, an the heavens

were so pleased that thou wert but my bastard,

what a joyful father wouldst thou make me!

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Taken from the Complete Works of William Shakespeare

Love’s Labour’s Lost

DRAMATIS PERSONÆ

ACT IV. SCENE II.—Another part of the Park.

Dum. Some salve for perjury.

Biron.                    O, ’tis more than need!—

Have at you, then, affection’s men-at-arms:

Consider what you first did swear unto;—

To fast,—to study,—and to see no woman;—

Flat treason ‘gainst the kingly state of youth.

Say, can you fast? your stomachs are too young,

And abstinence engender maladies.

And where that you have vow’d to study, lords,

In that each of you hath forsworn his book,—

Can you still dream, and pore, and thereon look?

Why, universal plodding prisons up

The nimble spirits in the arteries,

As motion and long-during action tires

The sinewy vigour of the traveller/

Now, for not looking on a woman’s face,

You have in that forsowrn the se of eyes,

And study, too, the causer of your vow:

For when would you, my liege, or you, or you,

In leaden contemplation, have found out

Such fiery numbers as the prompting eyes

Of beauteous tutors have enrich’d you with?

Other slow arts entire keep the brain,

And therefore, finding barren practisers,

Scarce show a harvest of their heavy toil;

But love, first learned in a lady’s eyes

Lives not alone immured in the brain,

But, with the motion of all elements,

Courses as swift as thought in every power,

And gives to every power a double power

Above their functions and their offices.

It adds a precious seeing to the eye:

A lover’s eyes will gaze an eagle blind;

A lover’s ear will hear the lowest sound,

When the suspicious head of theft is stopp’d,

Love’s feeling is more soft and sensible

Than are tender horns of cockled snails;

Love’s tongue proves dainty Bacchus gross in

taste:

For valour, is not love a Hercules,

Still climbing trees in the Hesperides?

Subtle as sphinx; as sweet and musical

As bright Apollo’s lute, strung with his hair?

And when love speaks the vice of all the gods

Makes heaven drowsy with the harmony.

Never durst poet touch a pen to write

Until his inke were temper’d with love’s sighs:

O, then his line would ravish savage ears,

And plant in tyrants mild humility.

From women’s eyes this doctrine I derive:

They sparkle still the right promethean fire;

They are the boos, the arts, the academes,

That show, contain, and nourish all the world,

Else none at all in aught proves excellent.

Then fools you were these women to forswear;

Or, keeping what is sworn, you will prove fools.

For wisdom’s sake.—a word that all men love

Or for love’s sake—a word that loves all men,

Or for men’s sake, the authors of these women,

Or women’s sake, by wgin we neb are men,

Let us once lose our oaths to find ourselves,

Or else we lose ourselves to keep our oaths:

It is religion to be thus forsworn;

For charity itself fulfils the law,

And who can sever love from charity?

King. Saint Cupid, the! and, soldiers, to

the filed!                             [them, lords;

Biron. Advance your standards, and upon

Pell-mell, down with them! but be first advis’d

In conflict that you get the sun of them

Long. Now to plain-dealing; lay these glozes

by;

Shall we resolve to woo these girls of France?

King. And win them too: therefore let us

devise

Some entertainment for them in their tents.

Biron. First, from the park let us conduct

them thither;

Then homeward every man attach the hand

Of his fair mistress: in the afternoon

We will with some strange pastime solace them,

Such as the shortness of the time can shape;

For revels, dances, masks, and merry hours,

Forerun fair Love, strewing her way with

flowers.

King. Away, away! no time shall be omitted,

That will be time, and may by us be fitted.

Biron. Allons! Allons!—Sow’d cockle reap’d

no corn;

And justice always whirls in equal measure:

Light wenches may prove plagues to men for-

sworn;

If so, our copper buys no better treasure.

[Exeunt.

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Taken from the Complete Works of William Shakespeare

Love’s Labour’s Lost

DRAMATIS PERSONÆ

ACT IV. SCENE II.—Another part of the Park.

Lend me the flourish of all gentle tongues,—

Fie, painted rhetoric! O, she needs it not;

To things of sale a seller’s prasie belongs;

She passes praise: then praise too short doth

blot.

A wither’d hermit, five-score winters worn,

Might shake off fifty, looking in her eye:

Beauty doth varnish age, as if new-born,

And gives the crutch the cradle’s infancy.

O, ’tis the sun, that maketh all things shine!

King. By heaven, thy love is black as ebony.

Biron. Is ebony like her? O wood divine!

A wife of such wood were felicity.

O, who can give an oath? where is a book?

That I may swear beauty doth beauty lack

If that she learn not of her eye to look:

No face is fair that is not full so black.

King. O paradox! Black is the badge of hell,

The hue of dungeons, and the scowl of night;

And beauty’s crest becomes the heavens well.

Biron. Devils soonest tempt, resembling

spirits of light.

O, if in black my lady’s brows be deckt,

It mourns that painting and usurping hair

Should ravish doters with a false aspect;

And therefore is she born to make black fair.

Her favour turns the fashion of the days;

For native blood is counted painting now;

And therefore red, that would avoid dispraise,

Paints itself black, to imitate her brow.

Dum. To look like her are chimney-sweepers

black.                                                [bright.

Long. And, since her time, are colliers counted

King. And Ethiopes of their sweet complex-

ion crack.                                        [is light.

Dum. Dark needs no candles now, for dark

Biron. Your mistress dare never come in

rain,

For fear their colours should be washed away.

King. ‘Twere good yours did; for, sir, to tell

you plain,

I’ll find a fairer face not wash’d to-day.

Biron. I’ll prove her fair, or talk till dooms-

day here.

King. No devil will fright thee then so much

as she.                                               [dear.

Dum.I never knew man hold vile stuff so

Long. Look, here’s thy love: my foot and

her face see.                 [Showing his shoe.

Biron. O, if the streets were paved with

thine eyes

Her feet were much too dainty for such treat!

Dum. O vile! then, as she goes, what up-

ward lies

The street should see as she walk’d over head.

King. But what of this? are we not all in

love?                                        [forsworn.

Biron. O, nothing so sure; and thereby all

King. Then leave this chat; and, good Biron,

now prove

Our loving lawful, and our faith not torn.

Dum. Ay, marry, there;—some flattery for

this evil.

Long. O, some authority how to proceed;

Some tricks, some quillets, how to cheat the

devil.

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Taken from the Complete Works of William Shakespeare

Love’s Labour’s Lost

DRAMATIS PERSONÆ

ACT IV. SCENE II.—Another part of the Park.

Enter JAQUENETTA and COSTARD.

Jaq. God bless the king!

King.      What present hast thou there?

Cost. Some certain treason.

King.                    What makes treason here.

Cost. Nay, it makes nothing, sir.

King.                    If it mar nothing neither,

The treason and you go in peace away together.

Jaq. I beseech your grace, let this letter be

read;

Our parson misdoubts it; ’twas treason he said.

King. Biron, read it over.

[Giving him the letter.

Where hadst thou it?

Jaq. Of Costard.

King. Where hadst thou it?

Cost. Of Dun Adramadio, Dun Adramadio.

King. How now! what is in you? why dost

thou tear it?

Biron. A toy, my liege, a toy: your grace

needs not fear it.

Long. It did move him to passion, and there-

fore let’s hear it.

Dum. It is Biron’s writing, and here is his

name.                        [Picks up the pieces.

Biron. Ah, you whoreson loggerhead [to

COSTARD], you were born to do me

shame.—

Guilty, my lord, guilty; I confess, I confess.

King. What?

Biron. That you three fools lack’d me fool

to make up the mess;

He, he, and you, my liege, and I,

Are pick-purses in love, and we deserve to die.

O, dismiss this audience, and I shall tell you

more.

Dum. Now the number is even.

Biron.                  True, true; we are four:—

Will these turtles be gone?

King.                                  Hence, sirs, away.

Cost. Walk aside the true fold, and let the

trators stay.

[Exeunt COST. and JAQ.

Biron. Sweet lords, sweet lovers, O let us

embrace!

As true we are as flesh and blood can be;

The sea will ebb and flow, heaven show his face;

Young blood will not obey and old decree:

We cannot cross the cause why we were born;

Therefore of all hands must we be forsworn.

King. What! did these rent lines show some

love of thine?

Biron. Did they, quoth you? Who sees the

heavenly Rosaline

That, like a rude and savage man of Inde

At the first opening of the gorgeous east,

Bows not his vassal head; and, strucken blind,

Kisses the base ground with obedient breast?

What peremptory eagle-sighted eye

Dares look upon the heaven of her brow,

That is not blinded by her majesty?

King. What zeal, what fury hath inspir’d

thee now?

My love, her mistress, is a gracious moon,

She an attending star, scare seen a light.

Biron. My eyes are then no eyes, nor I Biron:

O, but for my love, day would turn to night!

Of all complexions the cull’d sovereignty

Do meet, as at a fair, in her fair cheek;

Where several worthies make one dignity;

Where nothing wants that want itself doth

seek.

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Taken from the Complete Works of William Shakespeare

Love’s Labour’s Lost

DRAMATIS PERSONÆ

ACT IV. SCENE II.—Another part of the Park.

And mark’d you both, and for you both did

blush.                                        [fashion;

I heard your guilty rhymes, observ’d your

Saw sighs reek from you, noted well your pas-

sion:

Ah me! says one; O Jove! the other cries;

One her hairs were gold , crystal the other’s

eyes;

You would for paradise break faith and troth;

[To LONG.

And Jove for your love would infringe an oath.

[To DUMAIN.

What will Biron say when that he shall hear

A faith infring’d which such a zeal did swear?

How will he scorn! how will he spend his wit!

How will he triumph, leap, and laugh at it!

For all the wealth that ever I did see

I would not have him know so much by me.

Biron. Now step I forth to whip hypocrisy.—

[Descends from the tree.

Ah, good my liege, I pray thee pardon me.

Good heart, what grace hast thou, thus to re-

prove

These worms for loving, that art most in love?

Your eyes do make no coaches; in you your tears

There is no certain princess that appears:

You’ll not be perjur’d ’tis a hateful thing;

Tush, none but minstrels like of sonneting.

But are you not asham’d? nay, are you not,

All three of you, to be thus much o’ershot?

You found his mote; the king your mote did see;

But I a beam do find in each of three.

O, what a scene of foolery I have seen,

Of sighs, of groans, of sorrow, and of teen!

O me, with what strict patience have I sate

To see a king transformed to a gnat!

To see great Hercules whipping a gig,

And profound Solomon tuning a jig,

And Nestor play at push-pin with the boys,

And critic Timon laugh at idle toys!

Where lies thy grief, O, tell me, good Dumain?

And, gentle Longaville, where lies thy pain?

And where my liege’s all about the breast:—

A caudle, ho!

King.             Too bitter is thy jest.

Are we betray’d thus to thy over-view?

Biron. Not you to me, but I betray’d by you:

I, that am honest; I, that hold it sin

To break the vow I am engaged in;

I am betray’d by keeping company

With moon-like men of strange inconstancy.

When shall you see me write a thing in rhyme:

Or groan for Joan? or spend a minute’s time

In pruning me? When shall you hear that I

Will praise a hand, a foot, a face, an eye,

A gait, a state, a brow, a breast, a waist,

A leg, a limb?—

King.                 Soft! whither away so fast?

A true man or a thief that gallops so?

Biron. I post from love; good lover, let me

go.

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Taken from the Complete Works of William Shakespeare

Love’s Labour’s Lost

DRAMATIS PERSONÆ

ACT IV. SCENE II.—Another part of the Park.

Enter DUMAIN, with a paper.

Dumain transform’d: four woodcocks in a dish!

Dum. O most divine Kate!

Biron.                   O most profane coxcomb!

[Aside.]

Dum. By heaven, the wonder of a mortal eye!

Biron. By earth, she is but corporal: there

you lie.                                         [Aside.]

Dum. Her amber hairs for foul have amber

quoted.

Biron. An amber-colour’d raven was well

noted.                                         [Aside.]

Dum. As upright as the cedar.

Biron.                                  Stoop, I say;

Her shoulder is with child.               [Aside.]

Dum.                               As fair as day.

Biron. Ay, as some days; but then no sun

must shine.                                   [Aside.]

Drum. O that I had my wish!

Long.                              And I had mine!

[Aside.]

King. And I mine too, good Lord!

[Aside.]

Biron. Amen, so I had mine: is not that a

good word?                                   [Aside.]

Dum. I would forget her; but a fever she

Reigns in my blood, and will remember’d be.

Biron. A fever in your blood? why, then

incision

Would let her out in saucers: sweet misprison!

[Aside.]

Dum. Once more I’ll read the ode that I 

have writ.

Biron. Once more I’ll mark how love can

vary wit.                                     [Aside.]

Dum. [reads.] On a day,—alack the day!

Love, whose month is ever May,

Spied a blossom passing fair

Playing in the wanton air:

Through the velvet leaves the wind

All unseen, can passage find;

That the lover, sic to death,

Wish’d himself the heaven’s breath.

Air, quoth he, thy cheeks may blow:

Air, would I might triumph so!

But, alack, my hand is sworn

Ne’er to pluck thee from thy thorn:

Vow, alak, for youth unmeet.

Do not call it sin in me

That I am forsworn for thee:

Thou for whom even Jove would swear

Juno but an Ethiope were;

And deny himself for Jove,

Turning mortal for thy love.—

This will I send; and something else more plain,

That shall express my true love’s fasting pain.

O, would the King, Biron, and Longaville,

Were lovers too! Ill, to example ill,

Would from my forehead wipe a perjur’d note

For none offend where all alike do dote.

Long. Dumain [advancing], thy love is far

from charity,

That in love’s grief desir’st society:

You may look pale, but I should blush, I know,

To be o’erheard and taken napping so.

King. Come, sir [advancing], you blush; as

his your case is such;

You chide at him, offending twice as much:

You do not love Maria; Longaville

Did never sonnet for her sake compile;

Nor never lay his wreathed arms athwart

His loving bosom, to keep down his heart.

I have been closely shrouded in this bush.

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Taken from the Complete Works of William Shakespeare

Love’s Labour’s Lost

DRAMATIS PERSONÆ

ACT IV. SCENE II.—Another part of the Park.

Enter JAQUENETTA and COSTARD.

Jaq. God give you good-morrow, master

person.

Hol. Master person,—quasi per-on. And if

one should be pierced, which is the one?

Cost. Marry, master schoolmaster, he that is

likest to a hogshead.

Hol. Of piercing a hogshead! a good lustre

of conceit in a turf of earth; fire enough for a

flint, pearl enough for a swine; ’tis pretty; it is

well.

Jaq. Good master person, be so good as read

me this letter; it was given me by Costard, and

sent me from Don Armado: I beseech you,

read it.

Holfauste, precor gelidâ quando pecus omne

sub umbrâ                                         [tuan!

Ruminal,—and so forth. Ah, good old Man-

I may speak of thee as the traveller doth of

Venice:

——Vinegia, Vinegia,

Chi non te vede, ei non te pregia.

Old Mantuan! old Mantuan! who understand-

eth thee not, loves thee not?—Ut, re, sol, la, mi,

fa.—Under pardon, sir, what are the contents?

or rather, as Horace says in his—What, my

suls, verses?

Nath. Ay, sir, and very learned.

Hol. Let me hear a staff, a stanza, a verse;

Lege, domine.

Nath. [reads.] If love make me forsworn,

how shall I swear to love?          [vow’d!

Ah, never faith could hold if not to beauty

Though to myself forsworn, to thee I’ll faith-

ful prove;

Those thoughts to me were oaks, to thee

like osiers bow’d.

Study his bias leaves, and makes his book

thine eyes;

Where all those pleasures live that art

would comprehend:

If knowledge be the mark, to know thee shall

suffice;                              [thee commend:

Well learned is that tongue that well can

All ignorant that soul that sees thee without

wonder,—

Which is to me some raise that I thy

parts admire,—

Biron. Why, he comes in like a perjure,

wearing papers.                        [Aside.

King. In love, I hope: sweet fellowship in

shame!                                   [Aside.

Biron. One drunkard loves another of the

name.                                     [Aside.

Long. Am I the first that have been perjur’d

so?

Biron. [aside.] I could put thee in comfort;

not by two that I know:

Thou mak’st the triumviry, the corner cap of

society,

The shape of Love’s Tyburn that hangs up

simplicity.

Long. I fear these stubborn lines lack power

to move:—

O sweet Maria, empress of my love!

These numbers will I tear and write in prose.

Biron. [aside.] O, rhymes are guards on

wanton Cupid’s hose:

Disfigure not his slop.

Long.                         This same shall go.—

[He rads the sonnet.

Did not the heavenly rhetoric of thine eye,—

‘Gainst whom the world cannot hold argu

ment,—

Persuade my heart to this false perjury?

Vows for thee broke deserve not punishment.

A woman I forswore: I will prove,

Thou being a goddess, I forswore not thee;

My vow was earthly, thou a heavenly love;

Thy grace being gain’d cures all disgrace in me.

Vows are but breath, and breath a vapour is:

Then thou, fair sun, which on my earth dost

shine,

Exhal’st this vapour vow; in thee it is:

If broken, then it is no fault of mine:

If by me broke, what fool is not so wise

To lose an oath to win a paradise?

Biron. [aside.] This is the liver vein, which

makes flesh a deity,

A green goose a goddess: pure, pure idolatry.

God amend us, God amend! we are much out

o’ the way.

Long. By whom shall I send this?—Com-

pany! stay.                     [Stepping aside.

Biron.  [aside.] All hid, all hid, and old infant

play.

Like a demi-god here sit I in the sky,

And wretched fools’ secrets heedfully o’er-eye.

More sacks to the mill! O heavens, I have my

wish!

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